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You might be a Skaven if...

*If you begin all conversations with "Greetings-greetings,"
*If you are in geology class and identify some dark rock as Warpstone,
*If your roommate complains that you chitter in your sleep,
*If you mutter "Die-die, man-thing!" under your breath when your boss turns his back,
*If you feel complimented on being called a dirty rat,
*If you identify with Pinky and the Brain,
*If you understand what they mean by "Behold the Power of Cheese,"
*If you feel a need to keep your teeth worn down by gnawing things,
*If, at the gym, you look for the exercise wheel,
*If you refer to your home as "the warren,"
*If people ask you for the definition of "neek-neek,"
YOU MIGHT BE A SKAVEN!

Here are some others have sent me:

*If your idea of good real estate is a deep dark hole in the middle of nowhere, you might be a Skaven.
--Warlord Krasmik

*If you ran out the classroom when the teacher started reading "The Pied Piper of Hamlin," you're probably a Skaven.
*If you spend biology class creating viruses, you're probably a Skaven.
*If you threw up during biology class when you had to dissect a rat, you're probably a Skaven. ( If you later came back and asked to dissect a human instead...You're DEFINITELY a Skaven!!!)
--Greg

*If you take all your blankets at night and curl up in a little ball in them, you might be a Skaven.
*If during social gatherings you hide in a dark corner and say to all passersby, "Run-run manthing, for we are skaven!" you might be a Skaven.
--Neal

*If you never eat your vegetables in hopes of becoming really sick so you can become a plague monk, you might be a Skaven.
--Peter

*If you ever assassinated a rival in a school election, you might be a Skaven.
*If you screwed up on your job to make your boss look bad, you might be a Skaven.
--Rogers

*You might be a skaven if....you find it hard to concentrate on Warhammer when your gaming buddies bring their cat and some cheese.
--Elliott

*If backstabbing is your way of a career move... *If blowing up your fellows (or yourself) is a winning move then... *If sniffing and eating weird and obviously toxic substances is good for you (just use your imagination, hee hee)...
YOU MIGHT BE A SKAVEN!
--Svart

*If you constantly eat out of mouse traps (especially if something trapped), you could be a Skaven.
--Chris

*You become a fortune teller so you get discount priced glass balls to throw in hopes of poisoning people...
*If you run outside whenever a large boom is heard...
*If you run away when your friend goes home/gets hurt...
*If you worship the Lords of Decay...
*If you take time to read all this and send more!
(You might be a Skaven.)
--Kevin

*If you kill cats in your back yard
*If you eat stuff off the floor (or wierder places)
*If you hate short people
*If cats give you the creeps you might be a Skaven.
--Sec

*If snakes and lizards creep you out
*If you order a cheese sandwich and only eat the cheese, then you might be one of them...
--Steven

*If uou have a sudden urge to blow something up in chemistry then you might be a skaven
*If you have problems saying "nice" and "human" in the same sentance (I probably will have to have counselling after that) then you might be a skaven
--skrach

*If you've ever said "Well, we can use my warren of underground tunnels, but something might eat you," when a freind asked for a ride somewhere, you might be skaven.
*If you state "I choose to use my warpstone charm on that last one, with a +1 modifyer" after getting a D on your history test.
--Mike

*If none of the pencils in your desk drawer are free of bite marks....you might be a Skaven.
*If you find Gadget the Mouse (of "Rescue Rangers" fame,) strangely alluring...you might be a Skaven.
*If you're able to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop with one mighty chomp...you might be a Skaven.
*If your family pet has more than four legs...you might be a Skaven.
--Dave

*You might be a Skaven if you find yourself easily drawn to mouse traps!
--Madison

*If you hang with a small group of friends and act like you're plotting against other groups you might be Skaven.
*If you consistently talk of assassinating high ranking officials you might be Skaven.
*If you constantly stear clear of large crowds purposely...
If you constantly sit in dark corners and think of what it would be like to pounce on some human unsuspectingly; hehehe you might be Skaven.
--Shady Fur

*You are a Skaven if you have brown and pink paint stains all over your hands.
*You think that the green glowing stuff is good for you.
*If you go to Mordheim for your holidays.
--Chief Engineer Skreek Null of Clan Scryre disguised as Ben Ranson

*If you eat all kinds of things you shouldn't in the hope you might mutate a tail or an extra arm, you might be a skaven (if you already have mutated your parents are chaos worshippers) --skavrgav

*You might be Skaven if you`ve read the Book 'Rats'...You're definitely Skaven if you identified with the 2-headed rat that feeds on human brains.
--deadmeat

IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU:

~before~ ~after~

YOU ARE A SKAVEN!
This is my friend Rob, also known in Skaven circles as Rainstiin.
Despite his bizarre transformation, his brothers (the other two guys) haven't seemed to notice anything.

You know you've been playing with Goblins too long when...

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